The Simpsoooons...

say dat to the tune of the theme song of the show.
hahahha.. k i'm lame.

i'm sick of the egyptian layout.
it was awesome but after sometym, my eyes nid more girlish colour.
yeap, i tink purple and is girl. and so is pink and red.
blue and green and black are guys.
and white is gay. but i love white though.
hmm...

today, the >()< <3 is off to his field camp at.. shit, i dono ware.
he'll be back on thursday.
so i won't be talking to him on the fone till den.
and once again, shit, i'm gonna miss him.
i can't slp without hearing his voice at nite.
and knowing dat he's sick but his sirs still insisted on him going
made my heart leap wif anxiety. damn it.

i nid a new helmet. mine is quite new but i want a new one.
dun ask me y. i juz feel lyk buying a helmet, of all things.
but if i ask the >()< <3 to buy me one, i'm sure he'll hit the roof.
i tink he rather buy me clothes. hahhaha..

how the fuck could,not juz mothers, but anyone to be so cruel
to throw a helpless baby down a block of flats??
do dat fucking person noe dat the baby is not sinful but the person is?
do dat fucking person tink dat by throwing the baby, her sins will vanished?
bodoh sial. do aredi den scared. throw baby down the flat not scared ah?
kan aku dah bobal singlish. chibai tol

felt lyk crying whenever i hear or read storied lyk dis concerning babies.

on a lighter note.
will be going KL on the 15th-18th of dec.
i can't wait but frankly, i'm not dat excited.
coz most probably i'm gonna get my period.
and the cuzzens are going to sunway lagoon!!!!!
i can't have fun when i'm having my period!!
arghhhhh..

tmr is the FINAL SHOWDOWN!!
and i want the tickets!!
how come everyone i noe is winning them but not me??
so unfair!!

oklah, the holidays are here and i'm stucked at home wif nuthing to do.
it's ok actually, i'm too shagged to go out.
take care ppl.
outZ.

peek-a-boo.

peektures of the raya wif the KKK are up.
be prepared to see over 80 peektures.
2 cameras mahh.. :D

and oh, i was too lazy to edit the names and rearrange the pics.
too many of them.

and i'm still waiting for the sec skool toads one.
hmmm..

enjoy.
niteZ.
outZ.

haiz.

i feel so frustrated.
dono lah y.

but on a good note, Pool beat Arsenal 2-1, goals from xabi alonso and mellor for the former and viera from the later.
mellor looked soooo lyk steven gerrard. duncha tink so?
and yes, alonso is hot. wat a cutie.
thank god i'm a girl. kill 2 birds wif one stone when i watch soccer.
ahahhaha..

Congrats to Ain's on the birth of her baby girl!!

more on my LJ. i'll let u guys sneak a peek.
click here --->.

klah, gtg and go to my future sis-in-law's place.
take care ppl. outZ.

Birthday wish first.den soccer.

Happy 19th Birthday Fir!!!
May all ur wishes come true!!
so kental rite? wish ppl lyk dat. hahaha.. so cliched.

aniwae, juz got home from Raya outing wif the sec skool toads.
sorie guys dat i didn't go to zal's house.
i was freaking tired.
and sorie dat starting2 i was lyk in a bad mood, i was freaking hungry.
hhehheeehe..

pics from both outings will be up as soon as i get my hands on them.

so now, gtg and watch pool vs arsenal. dis tym, i HAVE to bet on pool. arsenal yucks.

outZ.

KKK rawk. BIG time.

yesterday raya outing wif the KKK was a blast.
outings wif them always are.

highlights:

• aircon transport. we chartered a minibus + driver at 17 bux per head. baik ah.
• singing to "Lean Back" but changing the words to "Lepak", "Lepak" in the bus. funcore.
• karaoke-ing at khus' gf's, jas' house. malay songs. backstreet boys songs. spin achik. khus singing the girl's part. high-pitched ass.
• alif's mum cooked very delicious fried chickens.yummy i tell u. yummy.
• singing raya songs.
• taking peektures.
• looking at hunks/chicks on the road jalan raya and shouted, "jalan kaki kape? tak naik bus?" eventhough they couldn't hear us for all our worth.
• the guys making a nuisance but funny shit of themselves.
• the girls being vain.
• collections weren't dat bad. at all.
• seeing a differen side to mon, the metal guy. and khai, for loving babies smell. ahakz. not forgetting hanif for singing a malay song!!!!!

so we went to about 13 houses. total collections : 25 bux. number of ppl 17.

who were dere? tweet and gf munirah, khus and gf jas, hanif and aisya, faliq and gf farah, nur and bf hafizd, alif, kin, fir, daus [not to be confused wif fir. but he is also known as fir to us. daus to others], khai, mon and urs truly.

we rawk. i noe. we noe. they all noe. BIG TIME.

and of coz. pictures will be up when i get them from the owners who brought their dgs along.

outZ.

ARGH!! gua takot!!

watched Shutter juz now wif the >()< <3 dearest.
i won't tell u wat the story is about but i can tell u dat,
after watching the show, i swear i won't pose anymore pictures for the cameras.
i now haf a phobia for cameras.

nolah. i'm too vain to give up posing for the cameras and seeing my face on the photos[film camera, ahem] or the screen [digi].

dat show scared the hell out of me. even my >()< <3 was closing his eyes and looking thru his fingers.

we both fought for a while juz now but the most awesome part was when he bought the tickets for the 5.30pm show.
he told me to hurry up coz the show started aredi.
i heard him telling me dat the show started at 4.30pm and the watch stated it was 4.35pm.
not bad, at least we only missed 5 mins of the show, i tot.
so imagine my horror when we went into the cinema [no usher] and ard 20 mins later, the show ended.
i looked at the tickets again and i asked my baby wat tym did he tink it was.
he said 6pm.
i told him it's only 5! and our show would start at 5.30pm.
we laughed it off and went to eat.
and when we finally managed to watch the actually screen tym, our fight disappear coz the screaming made us too exhausted to fite anymore.
oh well.

and tmr is the day i'm going jalan raya wif the KKK. YAHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
guys, if my mum gives only 2 bux, dun complain k?
dere are 20 of us! u dun expect my mum to fork out 80 bux worth of green packets kan?
mati mati!

outZ.

juz for laughs.HAHAH..haha ZzzzZz..

The Loving Husband:

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function.

And begins to talk.


MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $10,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."


The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"


----------------------- HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA ------------------------

New Diet Program:

It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but until
now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of
different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary"
research a team of scientists proudly presents its results:

REMOVING PARTNER'S CLOTHES:
With consent.................................12 Calories
Without consent........................2187 Calories

UNHOOKING HER BRA:
With both hands.................................8 Calories
With one hand...................................12 Calories
With your teeth................................485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection................................... 6 Calories
Without an erection........................ 3315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary....................................... 12 Calories
69 lying down.................................... 78 Calories
69 standing up.................................8812 Calories
Wheelbarrow....................................216 Calories
Doggy Style......................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier............................2912 Calories

ORGASMS (hers):
Real..................................................112 Calories
Fake................................................1315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging......... ....... ..........18 Calories
Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got up immediately.......816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
10-19 years................................... --20 calories
20-29 years.................................... 36 Calories
30-39 years.................................... 80 Calories
40-49 years....................................124 Calories
50-59 years...................................1972 Calories
60-69 years...................................7916 Calories
70 and over...................................Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.........................................................32
In a hurry......................................................98
With her father knocking at the door...........5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories

------------------------------- HAHAHAHAHAHA ----------------------------

gd nite.
outZ.

I Was Lost..[Edited]

in my own house for about 45 mins. my KKK shd noe.
ask them.

on 2nd tot, betta dun. coz i dowan some ppl to start calling me a bitch.
heh.

can upgrade anot eh if my mobile plan has 1 more yr to go? can rite? kin n hanif said can. if cannot, i hantam them. u can bet on it. pityful lah my >()< <3>ye lah.. zaman2 digicam kan.. dah pecah, dah tak bleh upload. haizz.

klah.
outZ.

//edited

i haf to pay a hundred smackeroos if i upgrade my plan now coz it is only 1 yr ++ into the plan. forget it.

ate too much food at Captain Cook and till now, i am still bloated. felt lyk puking.

my best fren, y didn't u see me as a lesson to everyone? y must u still be so.. silly? haiz..

new pics at galleria.

outZ.

//

Happy Bdae Zur & Shaz!

i dono y. i juz feel the need to blog every now and den and on every single day.
am i addicted to blogging?
well, frankly, i dun tink so.
coz this journal has become a place for me to seek solace whenever i'm down.
or happy, as a matter of fact.
i feel very relieved to let out my tots and let everyone else on the WWW read it.
i'm not very skilled in letting out my tots and feelings verbally.

juz ask my >()< <3.
he will always be the one salivating whenever we fite coz i'll always be quiet.
i juz dono how to prove my point in a gentle way.
unless i'm REALLY angry.
coz men always tink they are rite. urgh.

my NWF paper was ok juz now.
misread the number on the answer sheet and absent-mindedly shaded the wrong answer.
discovered the error on the next question.
which wasn't dat bad coz i could juz erase it, rite?
WRONG! i didn't haf any eraser on me.
oh well. one rite answer won't make a pass. HAH.

the teachers let us retake our MCC phase test.
a 3 hour assignment but after the 2nd hour was up, alif, khus, tweet n me gave up, wif us "cheering" for mon to gif up as well. suckers.

can't wait for friday. the day i'll be going jalan raya wif the KKK.
there will be 20 ppl going, including those wif couples.
i'll be alone!!! BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
and oh! kalau tak dpt duit raye jgn marah eh.kalau dapat 2 dolar jgn bising eh.

oh! Happy Bdae Zur & Shazila!!!smoga panjang umor, pendek nafas. eh salah! murah rezki!

out of the blue, i suddenly miss the >()< <3's old bike.
his Aprilla. great memories wif dat machine.
his ex galfren, dat was wat my baby called it.
so, to quench my longing for it, i'll now present to u, the "ex-galfren" pic.

The X-Galfren That I'm Not Jealous Of. :)

oklah.happy back again.

heh. fickle rite.
sorie.

aniwae, i'm so freaking tired.
it was a sheer torture going to the >()< <3's frenz' places
coz our mode of transport was of coz, the lovely bike.
had to pull my kain all the way ard my calves/thighs.
and the high heels certainly caused me to haf blisters all my feet,
especially when i put my feet on the foot rest of the bike.
sakit dok!

dere were 9 ppl who went house visiting.
of coz, among all the >()< <3's frenz and their gfs, i'm one of the youngest.
and naturally, i didn't get any money becoz the rest are all werking and they are in their 20s.
only the >()< <3's mum gave me a green packet. literally.
oklah, not bad lahhhhhhhhh ehhhhhh..

so rite now, ppl owe me more money than i haf for myself rite now.
it's ok. i'm generous. too generous sumtyms.

ok. my exams starts tmr.
WISH ME LUCK. AGAIN!!

gtg. slp.
outZ.

p.s: lyk mendak rite today's entry? sorie.

sad.

gua tengah sedih ah. jgn tanye asal k. 99.99% gua takkan bilang. yg 0.01% tu untuk org yg lucky jer. kalau gua jawab maknenye lu lucky lor. senang ckp kan?

k, gtg and bathe.

And He Goes To The Finals~!

after countless smses to vote for Usher of Singapore,
Taufik Batisah is in the Finals!!!!!
but Olinda was out! how could she be out?
u ah lians and ah bengs! oklah, fine lor u all ah the ears sum thing wrong ah.
but den ah, becoz u all vote 4 servester ah, we all haf to tahan his so-called lock[rock] music. ware got fair rite if u ask me?

alif gave me a good suggestion.
y dun we all buy a prepaid card juz for the SI Finals
and den we will blow all the credits away on voting for Taufik.
amcm?? baik peh plan kan?

and if sylvester wins the SI, mati-mati.
i tink they shd limit 2 votes per hp number.
now dat's wat i called fairness.

in a way, someone in my family tree noes Taufik.
he is my future sis-in-law fren, and he's, to quote my mum, "si dektu peh anak sedare".
[he's someone nephew].
i dono who the heck is dat someone k.
and hopefully, my future sis-in-law will tell Taufik about me and dat he rawks! :D

OKLAH, ENUFF ABOUT THE SI!
will be going to my maternal auntie's house tmr at pasir ris.
miting the mad caps again!! yahooo!!

i'm fucking stress as it is. dun make things any worse for me k. it sux big tym when everyone doesn't understand me. i've tried my best. but it doesn't seem enuff does it? wat's more do u want? i'm dead and den u will be appeased?

OUTZ!!!!!

my teacher let out her B.F[bitch fit] on me.

lyk i've mentioned on my previous post,
i was supposed to haf my MCC phase test today.
but sumhow, i slp at 2am juz now coz i couldn't seem to close my eyes.

so naturally, when i did manage to fall aslp,
it was a sheer torture to open my eyes and wake up for skool.
rite dere and den on my bed, i made a decision not to go to skool.
it didn't help dat alif n khus weren't able to wake up
although i called them ard 10 tyms each.
peer pressure.. hehhehee..

ard 9, my teacher called me up and she basically juz screamed at me down the fone.
she was lyk, "dayu, do u noe dat u haf mcc phase test today? why didn't u cum? if u r not cuming now, u'll be failed."
me: "i'm sick ah cher. okok, i'm cuming down now."
she: "make sure! i'll tell ur mcc teacher dat u're cuming."
me: "anything ah cher."
she: *slammed the fone*

and i fall aslp.. ZZzzzZZzzZ..

woke up at 11am wif an sms on my fone:
ms prenda: u are marked as failed becoz u didn't turn up for ur phase test. wat's wrong wif u? better hand in an MC if u want a retest on monday.

i shd be the one asking her wat's wrong wif her.
alif, khus, khai, kin, tweet and me haf failed our MCC.
oh nvm. one minute she said our MCC is ungraded and the next, she's chasing us for our attendance.
i tink she's pissed dat she can't go back to the philipphines.

half of the KKK are watching The Shutter today. i'm not going coz..
my >()< <3 is cuming here. sanggop matair aku nie. padahal book out kejap je.
he loves me too much. i oso lup u lah dey!

taufik! taufik! taufik! taufik! taufik!
*rub hands* i can't wait for the result.

klah, i betta go and bathe b4 the boy comes and see dat i haven bathe since morning.
which is not an uncommon sight for him.
hahahahhaa..

take care ppl.
haf a great weekend.
outZ.

p.s: shazila, vote lagik vote lagik!! i tambah 2 more votes!!

rebond my hair? not my thing.

only a handful of the peeps came.
dere were me, hanif, aisya, alif, khus, tweet n fir.
oklah, not so bad lah. about half of the usual KKK.

aniwae, tweet bought nur's hair straightener to skool today to gif back to her.
but the girl, who "panickly" told me to come to skool today coz prenda was angry, didn't come. the irony.
so, aisya became a hairdresser for today.
plugged in the straightener and off she did the work.
she did hanif's, tweet's, alif's, one of clsmates dan's and my hair.
it was hilarious. alif looked juz lyk good charlotte's lead singer wif his straightened fringe. cuteeeeness lyk a small boyboy.
for me, i tink i looked ok. but certainly, poker straight hair isn't my thing.

so tmr is MCC phase test. wish me luck. i KNOW i nid it.

klah, gtg and wash my hair and make it my normal hair.
yeap, it's not a 6 mths thingy. juz a day.
heh.

luckily the audience chose jeanette aw's character, jingwen.
but i lyk yixuan. she's soo gorgeous lyk pocahantus[spell?].

and taufik, u're smooth singer. wow. i'm melting!
wasted 3 bux juz for u. so make sure u're in the top 2!!
klah,not wasted lah.it was worth it.
for once, i dun lyk the way sylvester sang tonite. urgh.

p.s: FYI, hanif has cut off his boyboy. yeap. he's one of us now, girls.
so aisya, if u wanna find a new boyfren, sure, go ahead. hehhehe..

and i tink i'm a burden to some ppl.

nitez.
outZ.

Who Loves Orange Soda?

haf u guys ever watch Kenan & Kel, dat Nickelodean show?
i used to watch it religiously without fail.
memorised the often-used lines, laughed at their antics, the works.
"Who loves orange soda? kel loves orang soda. is it true? uhhmmm.. i do i do i doo-oo!"

gosh. aniwae, i tink if i take one more sip of the air oren dat my dad bought in bottles coz of the raya, my stomach is gonna turn orange.

juz feel lyk telling the whole world dat i've consumed enuf orange soda to colour my stomach.
will update more when i wake up.
outZ.

shagged. very very shagged.

so yesterday was my open house for the maternal side.
as u can expect, it was a roaring success.
ahakz. i sound lyk a salesperson who had juz clinched an award or sumthing.
ok. wateva.

aniwae, ware was i?
oh, my open house.
it was hari raya open house cum lil butterfly's birthday.
wow. she's richer than my bro, sis n me put together.
nvm. gonna saiko the parents to gif me sum.
she was the one receiving pressies, i was the one excited to open them.
damn it. i wasn't deprived of my childhood.
but i missed the innocence of being a child.

changed my layout. rawks doesn't it?
but the stupid blogger search engine above is still dere.
and the worst thing is dat u can only see half of it.
so ugly. nvm, juz ignore it. hahaha.

oh. i forgot to tell u all.
soon, my pic gallery won't be updated as often as i could.
coz lil butterfly accidentally dropped my digicam
and now it's spoilt. yup, almost broke into two.
ha-ha. so funny. not.
but nvm, the KKK (Kool Kids Klub) clan will bring their dgs on our outing.
oritez.

and my >()< <3 and i won't be having our outing together2 to our frens' places.
nvm nvm nvm. i'm ok.
but in my heart. &*@#%&%!!!!

i tink the new suria drama, E.C is following The O.C.
i tink it means East Coast. lame.
ikot2 siak. O.C kan maknenye Orange County. nak step E.C. aku sekel kang

i haven eat properly from the 1st day of raya till now.
i juz HATE HATE HATE lontong and ketupat!!

i flabbergasted by my hp bill and my >()< <3's.
FYI, my sweet dad pays for the both of us.
yeap. only i never appreciate dat.
haiz.
ok, once again. i'm flabbergasted.
i can't believe it! dun ask me how much k.
pls dun. i can cry. uwek.

oklah, i wanna go out.
but ware, i dono.
juz go to ware the feet will take me.
bye.
outZ.

I LOVE YOU!!! You're The Best!

Happy Birthday to Lil Butterfly!!!!!

Happy 2nd Birthday Switheart!
I-- Love- You!!
We All Love You!!
Muacksss!!!!

p.s:i wrote dis post on the 16th. but den, it's not wrong to cheat, isn't it? ;)

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri!

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri to everyone!
Maaf Zahir Dan Batin if i've ever offended anyone thru my entries of my blogs and Livejournal.
Have fun on this joyous occasion and dun forget to give me half of ur $collection$.

To my frenz who knows me, maaf lah eh kalau ade silap dan salah. terkuat suare ke, terpekik ke. kalau terpinjam sposen doposen tu abih lupe nak kasi balik, favour ah ek, takmo mepek, halalkan suah lah! pelokek!

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aniwae, bought a box of 100 sticks of fire sparklers at the cost of 8 bux. very cheap indeed.
now, i'm left wif ard 35 sticks. serious talking, i tink sparklers are a waste of money.
but! THEY ARE FUN!

the 100 ketupats dat i've weaved, have been boiled and consumed.
a fact u all shd noe about me: i could be a pro at weaving the leaves and all, but i absolutely hate that kind of rice. lyk those found in ketupats and lontong.
juz now, i was so freaking hungry, i HAD to force myself to eat them.
luckily the side dishes and gravy were awesome. or else i would haf juz eaten maggi.
the >()< <3 and my mum said i am stupid. I KNOW!!

the bro, his gf, my sis, her bf, my cuzzen, his gf and another cuzzen are all out to geylang.
my bro rent this MPV and so, can sumbat 7 more ppl.
i wanted to go but the >()< <3 was lazy.
haiz. nvm, next yr ek. insya allah.

so now, i'm trying to force myself not to slp coz i can't bear to slp alone after the sis had experienced some supernatural forces so many tyms.
but still, my mind can't help to wander.......

WOKAY! stop it ayu!
gosh. i'm a crazy dickhead.

the house is super clean now. dust free and litter free.
but i bet u my life dat when i wake up, dust will settle down again.
wat do u expect? i live by the main road.
one of the disadvantages.

but one of the advantages is dat i get to see families wearing their matching baju kurongs and see cute malay guys wearing the kain songket and maybe,if i'm lucky, wif a songkok.
*swoon!*
oops. sori >()< <3.

speaking of him, yeap, i made a tearful apology speech for him on the bike.
sure, i noe dat i've bin a biatch to him sometyms. and esp during my period.
but mustn't let him noe dat i'm weak. i've to stay stubborn too so dat he noes i'm not to be trifled wif. hahahah.. sickening sia ayu.
do u noe dat ur >()< <3 read ur blog? yeap, i noe. *wave* hello dear!

so now i've a big rite ear and a normal size left ear. juz lyk my eyes. 1 big 1 small. my eyes are obvious if u look closely. but i dun care.
aniwae, my point is about my ear.
the reason it being lyk dat is becoz it is swollen. lyk DUH, i noe.
ok, i pierced my middle section of the ear. [i dono wat's it called.]
it's lyk 2 mm after the end of the boneless lobe.
and den, my stud was pushed all the way to the back coz i accidentally squashed my rite ear while sleeping.
i could practically juz pull my stud all the way thru the hole.
but i didn't. so i had a mini operation juz now ware it was all blood and gore.
finally, after 10 mins locked up in the room, i pulled it out.
bloodied stud and tissues.
of coz lah, my mum always ganged wif my >()< <3> and nagged.
"tu lah kau. style kan?"
[see, style rite pierce dere?--not a direct translation]

oklah, gonna watch White Chicks on the bro's PS2.
once again. slamat hari raya peeps.
outZ.

oh p.s: i'm kinda lazy to tag each and every blogger on my links. hope u guys dun mind. but i sincerely hope u all will enjoy ur day. cheerios.

Happy Deepavali All!

been jerking myself off dis holiday mood since the start of dis month.
having 3 tests in a row kinda help though.
lyk alif, doing theory papers are the best.
if u dono the answers, juz tick wateva u feel lyk ticking.
the best part is, in less then 5 mins, u can pass up the papers.
and the teacher won't be shocked.

and finally a long rest before the big end of the year exams.
my pcp on the 22nd and my nwf on the 25th. or izzit the other way ard?
oh well. wat's the diff. i'll probably end up scanning thru the question and click on my supposedly answers and get on to the next question.

i didn't noe dat my storeroom is FULL of junks. and dust for dat matter.
and dad found a rotten apple in it! eWwWwW!
the smell!
and now, my storeroom look very neat and tidy. but not for long. dat i noe.
it happens every yr. clean one day, and the next, it's back to the chuck-and-throw-anihow method.

juz finished anyam-ing 40 ketupats.
yeap, i can anyam ketupats. dad taught me when i was a young girl.
and now i'm a pro at it.
my bro, sis can do it too. all, except my mum.
and i'm gonna teach my >()< <3 how to do it one day.
he's gonna learn! bin avoiding it since the day i knew him!

and once again, the sis was being disturbed by a black man.
he was pounding on my sis's stomach. and since she didn't switch off the lites,
she could see the man from head to toe.
and u can bet ur bottom dollar dat i was too petrified to slp wif the looking-at-the ceiling position.

ok, i'm having my period.
ya. so for the remaining fasting days, i won't be doing so.
and damn, i'll be having my period dis raya.
luckily, it will dry up when the mmt toads are going out.
but rite now, MY HORMONES ARE ON OVERDRIVE! SO DUN PISS ME OFF!

and the >()< <3 and me won't be wearing the same baju kurong.
coz susah nak carik lah the colour.
and anyway, i doubt we'll be going out together2.

sumthing's wrong wif my shoutbox.
hmm.. most probably put up a comment box soon.

klah, i wanna slp my cramps away.
outZ.

kakak kau, fatimah rocker, cik pon, si dektu.

mentang2 bulan posa, dudok lepak crite hantu.

our belief is dat the devils are all being locked up during the fasting month.
so wateva happens, dun blame the devils. blame urself.

aniwae, for the 1st tym since many many months, the mmt toads was in full force.
let's see, our full squad consists of alif, khus, kin, khai, fir, mon, faliq, aisya, hanif, nur, tweet n urs truly.
damn it, i was so proud of ourselves.
but of coz, if it wasn't for our tests juz now, i doubt one of us would even come. ahakz.

aniwae, lepak-ed after skool and we started telling ghost stories, starting from khai.
dat dude has tonnes of chilling stories to go ard. and they were goose-bumpingly scary.
one of the most stucked-to-my-brain story was dis:

dis boyf/girlf frenz of his were making love in dis hotel. i won't mention the hotel name.
the gal was on top and the guy below. when the guy opened his eyes, he saw ________ [insert one of the name from my title here] in a sky diving position on the ceiling.
of coz they wasted no tym in checking out.
it was chilling when he told us dat but den, the guys started making stupid and corny jokes.

lyk, for example,
khai: kalau aku, bird2 truz dah kecot siol!
nur: aku dgn bedsheet2 aku pakai lari sampai kuar tu hotel, baju tinggalkan.
me: ade chance bile kawan2 kau dah kuar, si dektu masturbate sorg2 eh?
hanif: skali dier tanye, nak 3some?

[translation: from top to bottom]
" if it were to happen to me, i tink my bird2 would haf unerect A.S.A.P."
" if it were to happen to me, i would haf run out wif the bedsheets and juz leave my clothes behind"
"dere's a possibility dat when the couple ran out, dat thing masturbated eh?"
"den skali she asked, want a 3some?"

it was hilarious. dere were alot more stories but dis one really etched into my memory.
and i couldn't quite concentrate on the rest coz my poor >()< <3>khus.

yeap, he got to book out juz now from 12 noon till 11pm.
and from today, he'll be freed from the clutches of NS till monday nite.
yiippppeeee!!

it was painfully fun riding on the bike wif the rain smacking onto ur helmet, visor and u.
imagine the impact of the rain drops falling onto u when u're going at a high speed.
ouch.

and i saw the most gorgeous and cute Charles & Keith heels ever!
it's blank wif a pink ribbon by its side.
dun u gals ever buy it! it's mine!! :D

oklah, i tink i'm having diarrhoea coz i kept pangsai-ing.
and suddenly, my hair at the nape of my neck and my arms are standing up.
wwwwwwwokkkkaaaaaaaayyy.. OUTZ!

FUCK SUNTEC CARREFOUR!

and i dun care if the employees of carrefour gonna sue me for typing dat out.
i shd be the one suing them!

here's the story.
my sis and i spent about 30 mins lingering ard the make-up section,
shuffling from a make-up brand to another, comparing prices.
we were minding our own business, laughing at our own sillyness and all.
my sis was carrying a ms saigon plastic bag which consisted of our mum's bdae pressie.

oh btw, happy 52nd bdae mum!

k continue wif the story.
after wat seem lyk hours later, we finally moved away from the make-up section
and moved to other parts of the store.
we bought bras. ok, I bought bras.
and we bought some more other stuffs.
went to the cashier, happily talking to each other.
my eyes popped when my make-up alone cost 61 bux.
ok, dat didn't make my blood boil.
this part did: after we went out of the store, a few secs later, dis guy showed us his pass and said, "excuse me, would u mind following me to the office to verify some stuffs?"

of coz we said ok. we didn't do anything wrong.
unless something fell into our bags. which i doubt so.

went into the office, my sister cleverly requested dat our bags be checked by a girl.
after a thorough check, they let us thru.
we asked y we were being checked.
one of the malay securities said dat one of their chinese senior security guard SAW us putting something into our paper bags.
note: he SAW. he didn't say he THOUGHT he saw. HE SAW. in short, he accused us of stealing. and another thing, carrefour kan ade censor. kenape tak bunyi tu alarm eh? BODOH!!

INCORRIGIBLE! my bro said i shd haf complained to the management.
forget it. waste my freaking tym. and my shopping mood was destroyed.
dun let me boycott u carrefour. my family loves spending alot of stuffs dere.
arggghhhhhhh...

but the funny side was, my sister and i said the security guard who accused us was probably feeling very tired from following us.
and he probably saw us putting items dat we decided not to buy onto any shelf.
HA-HA! serve u rite asshole!

it's not humiliating. but i felt insulted!
i dun steal! well, i only stole a petty eraser once.
and dat was in sec 1!
i'm a good girl now!

oh well, no use explaining.

i am still pissed. but not becoz of the incident.
but becoz i spent 75 bux juz now juz on make up and accessories.
ok, it may be little to u, but to a person who's not working and her parents gif very little to her, it's alot!!!

luckily my >()< <3 gave me the 50 bux. i only forked out 15 bux. hehhee.. muaX..
k gtg and call him and say thank u.
niteZ.
outZ.

ps: i KNOW man u won't be lifting up the premier league cup dis season. dun harp on it! :D

and the wind was screwing up my face.

about a month ago, for the 1st tym ever, my bro changed his kapchai bike to a XR4 bike. it's a scrambler btw.
he was never a scrambler fan.
his 1st ever bike was a sport bike, and so was the 2nd and 3rd.
ok, i tink the 3rd bike was sport bike.
gradually, he changed his taste to a super 4 bike, a class 2a bike [i tink?].
but dat big sucker bike sucked up alot of petrol which accumulated to a wastage of smackeroos.
so he changed to wave, which full tank cost only $4.50. a big difference.
however, the lovely wave bike could only go dat fast.
remember, his gf is living in jurong.
u can imagine the snail-lyk pace, sending his gf back from our place to jurong using his wave.
dat's y he changed his bike to a scrambler so dat it took him a shorter tym to send the gf home.

so, to summarise my post, i finally rode on dat scrambler. of coz bro was the rider lah.
we bought food at punggol.
and the wind was screwing up my face.

ok, seriously, i dono wat to blog.
ok, i wanna watch pimp my ride now, it's 9.36pm now.
ok, i wanna change my layout too.
ok, BYE!
outZ.

oh p.s: wish me luck for my PCP Practical test tmr. and shopping wif the sis tmr after skool! so shazila, my shopping spree is tmr!! :D :D

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oklah. dat isn't reli the title for this entry.
no association watsoever.
the reason for putting dat as my title is becoz I'VE RUN OUT OF IDEA!
heh. so pardon me while my creative brain juices start to work.

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i still dono wat to post.
maybe becoz i'm too hungry.
didn't sahur, dat's y.
be back after... buka?
most probz.

outZ.

3. Three. Tiga. San.

sorie, i dono wat 3 in tamil.
aniwae, i got 3 wisdom teeth growing awkwardly on my gums[of coz la,den ware else rite?]
and they are blardy painful, i tell u. PAINFUL!
well, only 1 of them is painful.
the other 2, i tink, are on the verge of becoming assholes too.
and i'm not getting any wiser. so wat's the use of calling them my wisom teeth?

broke fast wif the MAD MAD MAD cuzzens at Sakura cityhall.
hell of a great fun.
wif them, laughters all ard. bimbotic jokes. adult jokes.
we haf always bin close since we were young.
and when dere are special occasions, lyk Raya, ware we all gather at my nenek's place,
i tink the poor old lady always has a headache.
but i tink she doesn't mind having dat kinda headache.
hehhee.. we are mad.. very very mad..
my >()< <3 who came down too, didn't escape from their sillyness too.

speaking of whom, he got his pay!
hehehehehehehehehe.. hehhehehehehehe..
*ahem* ware's no1 btw?
he's bin keeping quiet.
no1, my >()< <3 got his pay.
come on! diss me!!

and leandra was out.
when the fuck is dat whiny daphne gonna be out?
she's so whiny even lil butterfly sound more husky than her.
ok, dat's a lie.

i can juz smell raya in the air.
*sniff* yeah baby yeah!
i am reli gearing up into the mood.
the spring cleaning, the baju kurungs, the kuihs.
i hate the cleaning part but it is wat make u more into the mood, duncha tink?

oklah, nak tido.
besok sahur. jgn mcm2.
outZ.

FOR THE 1ST TIME EVER...

i'm gonna be patriotic and post something about the Singapore Idol:

VOTE FOR TAUFIK, OLINDA, SYLVESTER..... PUHHHLLLLEAAASSSSEEE!!!

Taufik: i juz love the way he sang his 2nd song. so suave. *swoon* [sorie >()< <3]

Olinda: the 1st song which she sang was soo obviously hard to sing coz of all the low notes. but she managed to pull it off - PERFECTLY!

Sylvester: u gotta gif credit to the rocker. he sang a completely different genre of his. and the way he did the boombox [dat's wat it called rite?] was completely cute!!

so do ur part and vote. i've aredi wasted $1.50 on dis 3 idols.

for the 1st tym, i'm impressed wif a singapore show. and all becoz of these 3 idols.

so smangat.

senseless ramblings of my inner tots and feelings

ok, i had typed a 4 paragrapgh entry only for my computer to hang on me
and erased my post.
it's ok, i'll persevere and try to remember some snippets of it. *prays*

almost everyone, by everyone, i min my group, isn't going to skool today.
and naturally, i didn't go too.
wat, u dun expect me to sit alone in cls, be quiet, stare at the spoilt computer screen and mingle wif the rest of the cls, especially the girl group, juz becoz my mad buddies didn't come.
no way, dat's so hyprocritical.
oh, latest news, khai, alif, tweet came. good for them.

when i grow up, i wanna be a doctor
dat was my childhood ambition, to be a doctor. and it will stay dat way, a childhood ambition.
i dun tink i'll be a doctor when i'm, say, 25. no, not tink, i KNOW i won't.
dun tell me not to look down on myself or i shd haf some confidence in myself.
dun gif me dat crap. i myself noe myself more than anyone else.
in fact, secretly, i tink u all haf to agree wif me.
today, i've decided to change my childhood ambition.
and so, i've decided to make my late-teens ambition of being a forensic expert or someone who dabbles in DNA. [okok, i dono what is dat person called]
thx to CSI Miami and CSI, those gadgets
and those blue lights to look for blood and finger prints look so cool.
but juz lyk my childhood ambition, my late-teens ambition will be unachieved.
i tink i stick to being a student for life. it's safer. :D

wat else did i type?
hmm.. bush won.. ok..
i'm so not into politics.

den.. erm.. wat else?
my blood boils when i watched the chinese serial, The Champion.
damn dat Yilin. poor kaixin.
read 8 Days if u wanna noe in advance how the show progresses.
but i'll gif u a hint: good will prevail over evil.
DUH.

and i juz heard Linkin Park collaborate wif Jay Z the rapper.
some little jinggle from Numb by Linkin Park and a little rap from Jay Z,
and u haf it! a song!
so funny lah.. not my taste i guess.

dis is wat alif wrote about me in my Live Journal:
you are nurhidayu binte atan, alias ayu, ayukz, pendek, oi, katan, giler, ayugen.

petite and dangerous, dimple on right cheek, has two bodyguards.
currently 2nd year in ITE EAST Macpherson, studying Multimedia Technology.
attached to Hanis bones.
wide circle of giler friends.
one of the few clients to Tengtai.

If seen, dial, 1800-nickelodeon.

-short, but deadly accurate. thx dude.

and happy 52nd bdae dad. love ya.

outZ.

take a whiff

i'm so excited!! can't belif dat raya is ard the corner.
10 more days to be exact.
kac$hing will be on hand and glitter and glamour all ard!

rite now, my right hand is sore.
mum told me to crush the kornflakes into pieces so she can put them into the batter.
i can smell my neighbours baking some cookies and kuehs.
it it soo.. yummy..
isk.. i'm fasting.. cannot smell too much.
but it's too good to resist.
and it's juz the smell, mind u.
wonder wat it'll taste lyk.. *mind wanders*

snap back to reality.
lazy to go to today's classes.
couldn't peel my eyes open after sahur.
managed to stay awake to wake alif up.
but he didn't wake up.
17 missed calls.
i tot there were alot more.
oh well, 17 was still alot to wake someone up.
but i failed.

he did wake up at 8++ and asked me if i wanted to go skool.
well, u shd noe wat was my answer.

isn't my layout swit?
the beetle pic looked kinda blurry.
it wasn't supposed to be dat way.
hmm.. nvm, hope u guys managed to make out the pic.

everytym, without fail, a day b4 or after our mthly anniversary,
there are bound to be arguments between me and my >()< <3.
so dis mth, dere's no difference.
BUT we managed to settle it within a day.
yahoo!

klah, mum's asking me to continue making the kornflakes cookies.
outZ.

First Girl at First Lady

//edited

happy 16th month of love, love.

//

lyk they said, a tit for a tat.
thanx to alif n khus, i finally noe wat it feels lyk to wait for ppl for so long.
*sheepish* :D

the skool navy blue pants is no longer sold for dis year!!!!!
den, an idea struck me.
y dun i ask inshirah to buy it for me since ITE Balestier students themselves are wearing navy blue pants.
and the lovely girl agreed to buy for me 1st
and i'll take it from her on saturday.
so sengkang ---------> yishun... hmmm.. wat a long journey.
nvm, worth it juz for my pants.

went to geylang wif alif, khus, mon, hanif n aisya after skool.
i surveyed some blue baju kurongs/kebayas at First Lady for my first day of raya.
but all were in S size and i couldn't even fit in S coz it's sooo long n big.
aisya n i were lyk mak neneks checking the bajus here and dere.
den we went over to First Girl[girl's size] section and behold!
i found a size dat fits me to the T in size 14.
a blue orgenza[spell?] material dat's so gorgeous.
and it cost only 20 bux!
so paiseh but aisya reprimanded me coz she said the baju was nice
and ppl won't noe it's from First Girl unless i told them so.
true.. hehehhee.. i'll be buying it dis Sunday!! ahakz.

the >()< <3 and i are gonna be having a long talk dis saturday.
i miss talking to him face-2-face.
AKU BENCI NS!!!!!

oklah, today is the last episode of Who Wants To Marry My Dad.
nak tengok!!
take care.
outZ.

i have....

a love-hate relationship wif durians.
hehehe.. i lyk durians but i dun love it.
it's lyk, i won't die if i dun eat it, but i'll crave for it if i see it.
and it's lyk a drug. u'll enjoy it but the after effects juz sux. [the smelly breath, fingers, hands, stucked-to-ur-teeth particles].
haiz.. humans. fickle.

i dono y. skool was great juz now.
i reli enjoyed myself. maybe for the facts dat khai, hanif, aisya, fir, alif and me sat under the void deck and juz talk cock.
we voiced out our opinions on what type of guys/gals we lyk, BGR etc.
cool. very different from the usual funny banterings.
but of coz, in class, alif tot i was scared of him. relek sua.
managed to beat him up.
my clsmates are brutal.

and thx to aisya n nur, i feel so tempted to buy the skool pants.
i saw the easeness they sat wif the pants and not caring whether their underwears were peeking out.
i'll buy the pants. i will.
hehehe..

oh! another entry for no1 to diss me.
the >()< <3 told me he's probably gonna get his pay dis saturday.
and he said i'll get my stuffs a week early.
woohoo!! a shopping spree is awaiting!
i love u so much for pampering me darling!!!

oh oh! juz now, cls was supposed to start at 2.
but alif and i came 30 mins earlier coz we tot cls was at 1.
HAH! slenge!

klah, i tink i'm falling sick.
been in the rain too much today.
niteZ everyone.
outZ!

walking contradiction on Ramadhan

i tink i shd ask my >()< <3 to break fast at my place more often.
coz dad bought alot of food juz now. no yesterday. it's november aredi.
and i was so damn full, i burped rite in front of my >()< <3.
ok, it's not embarrassing to burp in front of him coz he heard me burped b4.
but wat was embarrassing was, my parents saw me burping in front of him.
THAT was embarrassing. :P

wonder wat the heck is happening to man u.
one week they haf beaten the defending champion 2-0.
and the next, they were beaten by portsmouth by the same scoreline.
i guess dat was retribution on their controversial match against Arsenal.
and yesh, ppl did msg me and asked me sarcastically, man u kalah kape? :)
[man u lost?? :)]
serve me rite. nabuih.

went to geylang on 30 october wif alif, khus, faizah, nas and haris plus my >()< <3 and myself.
it was jam-packed wif human traffic.
and it was a bore. sorie guys.. esp to alif n khus.
so i tink i'll stay away from geylang for the rest of the month.
unless the toads, mmt toads, the sec skool toads asked me along ah..
hahahhaha..

speaking of geylang,
it's funny dat some ppl went on n on n on about how they hate the mats and minahs in geylang, how the minahs wear as though they are out clubbing
and dat they show more flesh than wat they wear to club.
these ppl [the haters] whined about how they [the M&M] aren't respecting Ramadhan
by wearing all dis revealing clothes.
but let me ask u, so, do they mean dat it is fine to actually bare urself AFTER Ramadhan?
wat's the use of juz respecting Ramadhan when u dun respect one of Islam's laws?
true? tink about it.

hey, dun go ard bombarding me on my tagboard.
i too, am not ready to cover myself up wif the tudong and left only my face and my palms visible.
not yet, but insya allah, i will.
it's juz dat, it's so contradicting to whined about stuffs lyk dat.
dat said, i dun haf a thing against u if u love to wear flesh-bearing clothes.
i'm alrite wif it. i dun lift an eyebrow seeing anione wearing lyk dat.
it's ur choice. ;)

if only singapore can haf their own Pimp My Ride.
i'll gladly buy a very very beat up car and let them pimp it.
woohoo..

oritez, it's a new mth.
look at my calendar.
i nid money and
raya is juz ard the corner.
gd nitez.
outZ.